Observations from a broken ankle

1) Having a broken ankle and having a broken heart are very similar. You hardly get out of bed, put on pants, eating (or getting food) is difficult and crying becomes part of the day.
2) Nothing is really on TV around noon - 1. Except Family Feud, which I am watching now. I guess Maury's on too which is always a confidence booster but also sometimes way too fucked up for daytime TV.
3) Fuck crutches, I'd rather hop.
4) OK I lost it at 4, actually I kind of lost it at 3. I really only started the list with numbers 1 and 2 in my head so I guess that's what happens. Plus I'm not good at finishing things. Although I somehow finished all my artwork with a broken ankle. And that shit is physical labor.
Anyway let's continue:

This is what my cast looks like:
okay that was a lie. This is what it looks like:
nahh but isn't that cute? that poor cat. At least we have something in common and that is this:
So I had to at least make a fashion statement. Also I forgot to mention that my doctor's name is John Ritter. Yes, like that actor from Three's Company who's dead. Let me also mention that Three's Company is actually a hilarious sitcom filled with ridiculous understandings and is mostly on TV Land at 3 am to 5 am. I know too much about TV listings now. Oops.

Oops on the broken ankle too.
I miss my longboard even though it was the culprit, I will forgive it for causing me to be a victim.
Let me also say that the EMTs that picked me up when this happened asked me if I remembered the lyrics to Sk8erboi.

I'm done with this.